Thursday, September 6, 2018

You gotta soak your cash

Biggg tilty fuck up by me last week, but let’s get into that gradually. I got there Thursday night and as usual just got on WonTon soup(too lazy to check the spelling) and watched Big Brother on my tablet. Fessy is SUCH a moron and it’s hilarious he got knocked out. I’ve gotten into watching Camster when I’m bored. Some of those girls are really good.

Friday rolls around and plo8 goes. Talk about the opposite from last week, and it was a lot of the same people. I think it was just setups that forced people to gamble. Set vs massive draw will do that. I did the EXACT thing I hate to do, which is pay off cowards. I also did it in a stupid spot for a lot of money. I lost 1273 in 3 hours. It made me sick. I did come back a while later and got 864 back in 4 hours and we soon turned it into 5-10 plo8 3 handed.

Everything between this next game is pretty up and down. But I will say 2-5 NL at Foxwoods is an absolute waste of time. Bill Potts says the grinders should have quit playing there by now, but they won’t fit a few reasons:

1. They give you stuff. 2 free nights, points(aka casino dollars), and lounge access to eat. All of these things are free dollars in your pocket.
2. It’s all most of them know how to play. You rarely see a NL grinder mix it up in Omaha and do well.
3. All their little buddies are here.

On Saturday  they switched the FL 5-10 Omaha with kill to 1-2 plo/plo8 mix. A big surprise and I did well. One guy was hilariously dumb. There was like 40 in the pot pre and he’s first to act post. He goes “How much can I bet?” Then goes “How much can I call?!” Lol you’re first dude. He lost all his money you’ll be shocked to learn. I did win 263 in 4 hours which is a hell of a sum for a 1-2 game.

So here’s the super fuck up. In between sessions I was doing little mystery jackpot slots. The ones that were close to 50 dollars. Usually about in the 44.50 range. Not great but the major was always around 400 so not terrible. Near the end of the trip(about 4:30, and the last bus leaves at 7:30) I found a MJ slot that was at 438 and change. Minor was whatever. Not great. I played it. Lost 1000 on it. But that wasn’t the problem. Foxwoods has this new policy where they don’t freeze machines for you for more than 3 hours. IM POSITIVE THIS IS A LIE because I asked the slot attendant to freeze it until I come back Thursday(aka today) and he eventually asked what card I had. I’m positive if I had the best card with crazy play I would have gotten it frozen. So he says no and the supervisor says no. I’m max betting, still losing, and it eventually hits at 738 and my bus is gone. I ask them at the bus station if another bus to NY comes soon and they say no, but I can take the bus to New London and take the Amtrak. I wanted to go to work and see my GF in NJ after so I did that. I had time to kill! And I lost 1000 earlier! Uh oh. Not enough time to play poker...but what about VIDEO poker? Oh yes. And I lost 4500 quickly. That was beyond stupid. I assume Tony has done similar things for similar reasons. I get it. You just want the quads or something to get even and then get out. Didn’t happen. So I lost my ass. Anyway, that Amtrak was 107 fucking dollars. I paid it. I actually put 1k into global poker and ended up winning 279 so that was paid for. They have some bullshit new policy AND BEWARE OF THIS that you can’t just deposit, basically hit and run, and cashout. You need to play a sufficient amount to be able to cashout. It’s stupid. Luckily I was able to do that over a couple days.

So I have a new plan. It’s for people with a diseased brain like mine. At the beginning of the day, I’m going to take what I feel I need to play poker for the day and then soak the rest of my cash in water. By the next day it should be dry, but it’ll be too soaked to give them if I’m tilted that day. This is insane but I have to do it. Oh and I’m sorry about not replying to the last blog, for some reason that one is restricted on my phone. I’ll check it out on my tablet later tonight.

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