Stop scaring me Mom

Ahh another trip to Foxwoods with the girlfriend. Casino trips can be divided into 3 different experiences: Alone, with a girl, with buddies. Alone without fail means lots of poker. The other two are based upon the personalities of the girl and your friends, but assuredly with the girl you won’t get those deep late night sessions unless you’re a shitty boyfriend. My girlfriend is the best ever and wouldn’t complain if I played a lot, but I wouldn’t put her through that.

We got the 9am bus last Thursday since our massages were for 1pm. 2.5 hours to get there, check into the room, shower and get it. We arrived and our room wasn’t ready. Very rare. So we checked our bags and I picked up my 75 dollar free bet. I used both our sets of coupons for roulette. 120 in match and the free bet, pretty good. I did 3 forty dollar spins and 1 free bet. I ended winning 1 and the FB so 75 profit. We ate at Panera and noticed time was getting short to the massage, so we went to the VIP and they got us in right away. Figures.

Massage was great. We got a new one called Body Quench and I got some citrus oil thing and GF got the rose. I felt good after. Masseuse was pretty too which was key. I enjoy having good looking women feel me up without it being cheating. I got into a 2-5 PLO game with her watching me play. She’s never seen me play PLO before, only hold em, and she was highly intrigued by all the money being thrown around the table. I ended up scooping a little 123 dollar win over 3 hours and 40 mins. After that she got Noodles and I got Golden Dragon and watched Big Brother. I really don’t think Tyler can win. He’s making too many friends in the house and the jury will start talking and expose his lies. Plus Level 6 will turn against him possibly. After the show we went to bed. An amateur trick would be to play poker again, but I’ve learned that’s a bad idea. Btw, earlier we played the Slot Tournament. We didn’t win and found out that was the last day so that sucked.

Friday was the main point of the trip with her. Foxwoods gave me 2 tix to Cirque Hotel Eloize, and I saw Cirque KA in Vegas and I enjoyed it. This show wasn’t nearly as epic as the Vegas ones but they did lots of cool things and we had a great time. It’s still playing until sep 2nd, sometimes twice a day. After that we ate and played more plo 2-5. I cracked aces with big combo draw and won 130 bucks in an hour. They called me for a surprisingly late plo8 table. Couldn’t get much going and I lost 12 dollars in 4 hours 35 mins. I did see THE WORST POKER DECISION OF ALL TIME though. This guy had 67Q10(67Q diamonds) and he got it in(roughly 350) on a A35 board(35 diamonds) vs 2 people. One guy had 2468 for wheel and better straight outs and another had A29J with ace high flush draw. THE 4 OF DIAMONDS HIT. The idiot smashed it for HALF obv and the other two had a side pot which ace flush for 3 quarters of. This is a pretty poor decision in plo much less plo8. All his money to catch one card to get half! I mean sure the other fours are possible but dude you figure the wheel is out there taking away at least one four. Hopefully that guy comes back again. One funny thing is the GF told me plo8 is super boring and she is right.

Saturday was just a day to eat and play poker. I got into plo again and did very well. One Asian lady lost her mind and was just cold calling 3 bets with weird shit. One time she got 1125 in pre with 6778! GF was saying she needs to learn  how to play this  when she saw thousands of dollars in the pot in sometimes one hand. She ALSO said she would cry if she lost 500. Yeah so not being ok with variance in plo ain’t gonna work. I ended up winning a few hands and scored a 726 win in 3 hours 20 mins. The game was fun but I wanted to eat and lock up the big win, especially since it’s in front of her and the end of the trip.

As for the subject title, as some of you know I’m the lottery for my father. He gives me 8 dollars a day and if 213 hits he wins 1500 and if 333 hits he wins 500. It saves me a trip going to the lottery office plus it’s a 50% house edge. So I’m at the gym today and my mom texts me and says 213 hit. I’m steamed. I check the site and 312 cane out. She needs to get her shit straight. Anyway I’m heading to fox now.